topic à quinte flush et autres nices hands!

blacksad11 a écrit:

Zikaba a écrit:

Adil a écrit:

Un simple avis, désolé de froisser ton frère phil, mais le skin est vraiment pas beau. Et puis en 2010, pour vendre, je pense qu'il faut sortir des standards "parquets tachés au vomi d'ouzbèque" et "revolver on da table".

Moi mon avis à moi c'est que je trouve ça plutôt joli et que j'aime bien

en même temps, t'es pas objectif

Oui certes mais c'était pour dire indirectement que les gouts et les couleurs...

LevietF0u a écrit:

Ouzbekistan is a cool country

Tu t'es gouré, c'est le Kazakhstan qui est mieux :

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!"

c'est ma premiere fois

Winamax Poker - Tournament #159257387335682-126-1278501521: Holdem no limit (400/2000/4000) - 2010/07/07 13:18:41 UTC
Table: 'Freeroll 50€(37080)#1' 9-max (real money) Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Tousco (30304)
Seat 2: TREKS (23906)
Seat 3: brouz99 (56719)
Seat 5: ge_x (88294)
Seat 6: bordeaux30 (30568)
Seat 7: pas88 (99530)
Seat 8: x_loulou73 (18795)
Seat 9: loveb44 (17476)
ANTE/BLINDS
Dealt to brouz99 As.Js
Tousco Posts Ante
TREKS Posts Ante
brouz99 Posts Ante
ge_x Posts Ante
bordeaux30 Posts Ante
pas88 Posts Ante
x_loulou73 Posts Ante
loveb44 Posts Ante
ge_x Posts SB
bordeaux30 Posts BB
PRE-FLOP
pas88 Folds
x_loulou73 Folds
loveb44 Folds
Tousco Calls 4 000
TREKS Raises to 23 506
brouz99 Raises to 56 319
ge_x Folds
bordeaux30 Folds
Tousco Calls 29 904
FLOP
[10S] [JH] [QS]
TURN
[10S] [JH] [QS] [KS]
RIVER
[10S] [JH] [QS] [KS] [4D]
SHOW DOWN
Tousco shows
[AC] [9C] (Straight Ace high)
TREKS shows
[10C] [AH] (Straight Ace high)
brouz99 shows
[AS] [JS] (Straight flush Ace)
brouz99 collected 118929 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 118.93k | No rake
Board:
[10S] [JH] [QS] [KS] [4D]
Seat 1: Tousco showed
[AC] [9C] and lost with Straight Ace high
Seat 2: TREKS showed
[10C] [AH] and lost with Straight Ace high
Seat 3: brouz99 showed
[AS] [JS] and won 118929 with Straight flush Ace
Seat 5: ge_x (small blind) folded on the pre-flop.
Seat 6: bordeaux30 (big blind) folded on the pre-flop.
Seat 7: pas88 folded on the pre-flop.
Seat 8: x_loulou73 folded on the pre-flop.
Seat 9: loveb44 folded on the pre-flop.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-2297754-21
played at "Table #26" for USD TC from 2010-07-12 19:30 until 2010-07-12 19:31



Seat 1: ENCHENTEUR (1,658 in chips)
Seat 2: pit80000 (2,865 in chips)
Seat 3: 69frafra (2,440 in chips)
Seat 4: cachoupi (1,587 in chips)
Seat 6: Romikx69 (830 in chips)
Seat 7: letoutroux (1,495 in chips)
Seat 8: porsche72 (2,080 in chips)
Seat 9: Seb46100 (7,267 in chips)
Seat 10: HastaLaVista (960 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
Romikx69 posts small blind (25), letoutroux posts big blind (50),

PRE-FLOP
porsche72 folds, Seb46100 folds, HastaLaVista raises to 250, ENCHENTEUR folds, pit80000 folds, 69frafra raises to 450, cachoupi folds, Romikx69 folds, letoutroux calls 450, HastaLaVista raises to 650, 69frafra raises to 2,440 and is all-in, letoutroux calls 1,495 and is all-in, HastaLaVista calls 960 and is all-in.

FLOP


TURN


RIVER


SHOWDOWN
69frafra shows
letoutroux shows
HastaLaVista shows
69frafra wins 2,905, 69frafra wins 1,070.



SUMMARY
Dealer: cachoupi
Pot: 3,975
ENCHENTEUR, loses 0
pit80000, loses 0
69frafra, bets 1,495, collects 3,975, net 2,480
cachoupi, loses 0
Romikx69, loses 25
letoutroux, loses 1,495
porsche72, loses 0
Seb46100, loses 0
HastaLaVista, loses 960

Sunday special, goodanic38 fait des siennes et nous paie avec 3 paires river.

PokerStars Game #47570797717: Tournament #295297217, €91+€9 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level III (20/40) - 2010/08/01 20:40:04 CET [2010/08/01 14:40:04 ET]
Table '295297217 33' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Galure (3375 in chips)
Seat 2: lenaendy (7190 in chips)
Seat 3: oOROor 50 (3760 in chips)
Seat 4: ubertbibi (4355 in chips)
Seat 5: cheapstar83 (6110 in chips)
Seat 6: El_Weaky (7315 in chips)
Seat 7: Kik0 AllStar (4160 in chips)
Seat 8: yanss77 (9290 in chips)
Seat 9: Yoyoyoungsta (4445 in chips)
ubertbibi: posts small blind 20
cheapstar83: posts big blind 40
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to El_Weaky [Qs Qd]
El_Weaky: raises 120 to 160
Kik0 AllStar: folds
yanss77: folds
Yoyoyoungsta: folds
Galure: calls 160
lenaendy: folds
oOROor 50: folds
ubertbibi: folds
cheapstar83: folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 6h 8s]
El_Weaky: bets 340
Galure: calls 340
*** TURN *** [8c 6h 8s] [Kh]
yanss77 is disconnected
El_Weaky: checks
Galure: checks
*** RIVER *** [8c 6h 8s Kh] [Kc]
El_Weaky: bets 840
Galure: calls 840
*** SHOW DOWN ***
El_Weaky: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Galure: mucks hand
El_Weaky collected 2740 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2740 | Rake 0
Board [8c 6h 8s Kh Kc]
Seat 1: Galure mucked [7d 7s]
Seat 2: lenaendy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: oOROor 50 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ubertbibi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: cheapstar83 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: El_Weaky showed [Qs Qd] and won (2740) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 7: Kik0 AllStar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: yanss77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Yoyoyoungsta folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Si seulement je pouvais le faire le Sunday...


Sinon Formule 5000€, ce soir sur Bwin:

Full vs carré vs carré!!

Dealing pocket cards
Dealing to Goodanic: [9c, Jc]
Goodanic folds
FRIMOUSSE33 raises 100 to 100
pv1123 calls 100
tintin59 calls 100
ALEXWEED02 folds
titipkr1 raises 530 to 530
Louphi folds
miravalse folds
FRANCKAIX13 folds
FRIMOUSSE33 raises 1300 to 1400 [all in]
pv1123 calls 1300
tintin59 folds
titipkr1 calls 870
--- Dealing flop [Ac, Th, Qh]
pv1123 bets 100 [all in]
titipkr1 calls 100
--- Dealing flop [Ac, Th, Qh]
--- Dealing turn [Qc]
--- Dealing river [As]
---
Summary:
Main pot: 4330 won by FRIMOUSSE33 (4330)
Side pot 1: 200 won by titipkr1 (200)
Rake taken: €0
Seat 3: miravalse (1470), net: -10
Seat 4: FRANCKAIX13 (1400), net: -20
Seat 5: Goodanic (1500)
Seat 6: FRIMOUSSE33 (4330), net: +2930, [Ad, Ah] (FOUR_OF_A_KIND ACE)
Seat 7: pv1123 (0), net: -1500, [Ts, Tc] (FULL_HOUSE TEN, ACE)
Seat 8: tintin59 (1280), net: -100
Seat 9: ALEXWEED02 (1400)
Seat 1: titipkr1 (1690), net: -1300, [Qs, Qd] (FOUR_OF_A_KIND QUEEN)
Seat 2: Louphi (1930)
***** End of hand T5-3971967-4 *****

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Incroyable d'arriver à faire de la value avec ça en face :
***** Hand History for Game 54248823820 ***** (On Game)
$30.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, August 05, 07:00:57 ET 2010
Table Le Havre (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Seat 3: manolo17 ( $30.06 USD )
Seat 5: moacmoa38 ( $28.65 USD )
Seat 7: moi1 ( $22.76 USD )
Seat 8: Insomnium ( $53.17 USD )
Seat 10: phllou ( $35.36 USD )
manolo17 posts small blind [$0.15 USD].
moacmoa38 posts big blind [$0.30 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to moacmoa38 [ ]
moi1 calls [$0.30 USD]
Insomnium raises [$1.20 USD]
phllou folds
manolo17 folds
moacmoa38 calls [$0.90 USD]
moi1 calls [$0.90 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
moacmoa38 checks
moi1 checks
Insomnium bets [$2.85 USD]
moacmoa38 raises [$6.45 USD]
moi1 calls [$6.45 USD]
Insomnium folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
moacmoa38 checks
moi1 bets [$15.11 USD]
moacmoa38 calls [$15.11 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
moacmoa38 wins $47.72 USD from main pot
moacmoa38 shows [, ]
moi1 shows [, ]

Nice river! Le premier gros bad beat (>20/80) que j'inflige depuis longtemps!

PokerStars Game #47827264067: Tournament #296604534, €4.50+€0.50 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (40/80) - 2010/08/07 15:51:00 CET [2010/08/07 9:51:00 ET]
Table '296604534 9' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: wolf2309 (8935 in chips)
Seat 2: 61patrick (4470 in chips)
Seat 3: Goodanic (6565 in chips)
Seat 4: Koko958 (22730 in chips)
Seat 5: MALARIA999 (9470 in chips)
Seat 6: axel54100 (14560 in chips)
MALARIA999: posts small blind 40
axel54100: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Goodanic [Ks As]
wolf2309: calls 80
61patrick: folds
Goodanic: raises 265 to 345
Koko958: folds
MALARIA999: calls 305
axel54100: raises 455 to 800
wolf2309: folds
Goodanic: raises 5765 to 6565 and is all-in
MALARIA999: folds
axel54100: calls 5765
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5h 3h]
*** TURN *** [Kc 5h 3h] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5h 3h Jh] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
axel54100: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Goodanic: shows [Ks As] (three of a kind, Kings)
Goodanic collected 13555 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13555 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 5h 3h Jh Kd]
Seat 1: wolf2309 folded before Flop
Seat 2: 61patrick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Goodanic showed [Ks As] and won (13555) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Koko958 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MALARIA999 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: axel54100 (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Plus gros pot joué en live.

Casino 2/4

Les 2 tables viennent de fusionner en fin de soirée.
Je ne connais pas les nouveaux joueurs, seulement vilain de réputation (Live tard déglingo pas completement stupide).

UTG+ 1 CALL 4€
VILAIN MP RAISE 22€ (TAPIS environ 600€)
BOUTON CALL 22€
HERO SB ouvre AA et RAISE 74€ (TAPIS : environ 650€)

VILAIN CALL

Flop : Ac9h3s

HERO CHECK
VILAIN CHECK

TURN 7s

HERO BET 90€
VILAN RAISE 200€
HERO CALL

RIVER 3c

HERO CHECK
VILAIN ALLIN
HERO CALL

VILAIN MUCK

HERO MONTE SUR LA TABLE ET BALANCE SON ZIZI DE DROITE A GAUCHE POUR MONTRER SON ENTHOUSIASME.

POT FINAL 1370€ (Approximatif)

c'est beau

J'ai fais deux diamonds straight flush en deux jours sur Full Tilt Poker.

C'est narvalo !

Dur le poker de nos jours...



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HERO MONTE SUR LA TABLE ET BALANCE SON ZIZI DE DROITE A GAUCHE POUR MONTRER SON ENTHOUSIASME.

POT FINAL 1370€ (Approximatif)

GG frangin, mais fais attention avec tes démonstrations de joies, tu pourrais blesser des gens...

sans bavures

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2238969


ps: on fait comment pour importer l'animation ici sans mettre juste le lien?

Toinou, sur ton lien, il ya un lien dans Forum BB Code (Vbulletin. Tu as juste à le copier ici.
il est entre balise [flash] [/flash]

Ca badrun sec non ???

PokerStars Game #49086016877: Tournament #307168123, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2010/09/03 22:54:45 CET [2010/09/03 16:54:45 ET]
Table '307168123 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: KgWill (1995 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: pitouche2 (1655 in chips)
Seat 3: BingoCoco59 (14078 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (24228 in chips)
Seat 6: jm14jm (3281 in chips)
Seat 8: GRANDCITRON (9416 in chips)
KgWill: posts the ante 30
pitouche2: posts the ante 30
BingoCoco59: posts the ante 30
Hero: posts the ante 30
jm14jm: posts the ante 30
GRANDCITRON: posts the ante 30
KgWill: posts small blind 125
pitouche2: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah Th]
BingoCoco59: folds
Hero: raises 375 to 625
jm14jm: folds
Hero said, "et puis je suis deep"
GRANDCITRON: calls 625
KgWill: folds
Hero said, "alors ca devient marrant"
pitouche2: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Qh Jh]
Hero: bets 999
GRANDCITRON: calls 999
*** TURN *** [9s Qh Jh] [Kh]
Hero: bets 1545
GRANDCITRON: raises 1545 to 3090
Hero: raises 19484 to 22574 and is all-in
GRANDCITRON: calls 4672 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (14812) returned to Hero
*** RIVER *** [9s Qh Jh Kh] [Ts]
Hero said, "sry ."
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Her: shows [Ah Th] (a Royal Flush)
GRANDCITRON: shows [5h 4h] (a flush, King high)
Hero collected 19327 from pot
GRANDCITRON finished the tournament in 12th place
GRANDCITRON wins a '.FR Step 3' ticket
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19327 | Rake 0
Board [9s Qh Jh Kh Ts]
Seat 1: KgWill (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: pitouche2 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BingoCoco59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero showed [Ah Th] and won (19327) with a Royal Flush
Seat 6: jm14jm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GRANDCITRON (button) showed [5h 4h] and lost with a flush, King high


Easy game.

Un zoooooooooli flop

Ca fait toujours plaisir quand ca arrive :

Winamax Poker - Tournament "Hold'em [1500€ Garantis]" buyIn: 9€ + 1€ level: 6 - HandId: #3239466198106116-44-1285074070 - Holdem no limit (60/120) - 2010/09/21 15:01:10 UTC
Table: 'Hold'em [1500€ Garantis](754247)#3' 9-max (real money) Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: lamilam (4840)
Seat 2: arawak (8404)
Seat 4: jeanthalie (2520)
Seat 5: fekamt (6640)
Seat 6: Baaba (3774)
Seat 7: larnaqueur84 (5290)
Seat 8: guiguideva (3853)
Seat 9: pianpif (6854)
ANTE/BLINDS
guiguideva posts small blind 60
pianpif posts big blind 120
Dealt to pianpif

PRE-FLOP
lamilam folds
arawak folds
jeanthalie folds
fekamt folds
Baaba raises 180 to 300
larnaqueur84 folds
guiguideva folds
pianpif calls 180
FLOP

pianpif checks
Baaba bets 660
pianpif calls 660
TURN

pianpif checks
Baaba bets 2814 and is all-in
pianpif calls 2814
RIVER

SHOW DOWN
Baaba shows
(Full of Queen and 8 )
pianpif shows
(Quads of Queen)
pianpif collected 7608 from pot

Perdre ce genre de pot fait mal... 250 BB deep en Nl 30 contre huge fish, d'ou mon iso raise...

***** History for hand R5-8579495-881 *****
Start hand: Thu Sep 23 09:30:45 GMT+0200 2010
Table: Grasse [8579495] (NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM €0.15/€0.30, Real money)
User: Hero
Button: seat 10
Players in round: 6
Seat 2: atzalca (€12.87)
Seat 3: Aktar (€31.73)
Seat 5: 2apero (€36.26)
Seat 7: LeCisco57 (€101.50)
Seat 8:Hero (€77.83)
Seat 10: watson251 (€26.47)
atzalca posts small blind (€0.15)
Aktar posts big blind (€0.30)
---
Dealing pocket cards
Dealing to Hero: [, ]
2apero folds
LeCisco57 calls €0.30
Heror raises €1.05 to €1.05
watson251 folds
atzalca calls €0.90
Aktar folds
LeCisco57 calls €0.75
--- Dealing flop [, , ]
atzalca checks
LeCisco57 bets €3.45
Hero raises €11 to €11
atzalca folds
LeCisco57 calls €7.55
--- Dealing turn []
LeCisco57 checks
Hero bets €21
LeCisco57 raises €89.45 to €89.45 [all in]
Hero calls €44.78 [all in]

--- Dealing river []
---
Summary:
Main pot: €157.01 won by LeCisco57 (€155.01)
Rake taken: €2
Seat 2: atzalca (€11.82), net: -€1.05
Seat 3: Aktar (€31.43), net: -€0.30
Seat 5: 2apero (€36.26)
Seat 7: LeCisco57 (€178.68), net: +€77.18, [, ] (FLUSH ACE)
Seat 8: Hero(€0), net: -€77.83, [, ] (STRAIGHT SIX)
Seat 10: watson251 (€26.47)
***** End of hand R5-8579495-881 *****

iwan63 a écrit:

Perdre ce genre de pot fait mal... 250 BB deep en Nl 30 contre huge fish, d'ou mon iso raise...

***** History for hand R5-8579495-881 *****
Start hand: Thu Sep 23 09:30:45 GMT+0200 2010
Table: Grasse [8579495] (NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM €0.15/€0.30, Real money)
User: Hero
Button: seat 10
Players in round: 6
Seat 2: atzalca (€12.87)
Seat 3: Aktar (€31.73)
Seat 5: 2apero (€36.26)
Seat 7: LeCisco57 (€101.50)
Seat 8:Hero (€77.83)
Seat 10: watson251 (€26.47)
atzalca posts small blind (€0.15)
Aktar posts big blind (€0.30)
---
Dealing pocket cards
Dealing to Hero: [, ]
2apero folds
LeCisco57 calls €0.30
Heror raises €1.05 to €1.05
watson251 folds
atzalca calls €0.90
Aktar folds
LeCisco57 calls €0.75
--- Dealing flop [, , ]
atzalca checks
LeCisco57 bets €3.45
Hero raises €11 to €11
atzalca folds
LeCisco57 calls €7.55
--- Dealing turn []
LeCisco57 checks
Hero bets €21
LeCisco57 raises €89.45 to €89.45 [all in]
Hero calls €44.78 [all in]

--- Dealing river []
---
Summary:
Main pot: €157.01 won by LeCisco57 (€155.01)
Rake taken: €2
Seat 2: atzalca (€11.82), net: -€1.05
Seat 3: Aktar (€31.43), net: -€0.30
Seat 5: 2apero (€36.26)
Seat 7: LeCisco57 (€178.68), net: +€77.18, [, ] (FLUSH ACE)
Seat 8: Hero(€0), net: -€77.83, [, ] (STRAIGHT SIX)
Seat 10: watson251 (€26.47)
***** End of hand R5-8579495-881 *****

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